SHOUT OUT to all the gnc bisexual gals out there!! the bi girls using he/him, they/them, or it/its to express their complex relationship with womanhood, femininity, and gender!! because it feels more comfortable!! because of whatever personal reason we have!! because we want to!! i we’re so important and i fucking love us!! and DOUBLE shoutout to gnc trans bi girls 😘
-Cyber-Tyrant Bezos XXXIIV Jr. buys the website and his thousand year dynasty finally goes bankrupt because of the website
-Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses eats an endangered poisonous alien worm on stream for $1,000,000,000,000 (inflated equivalent of $3) and dies immediately
-People are still commenting “K” on Trilllizard’s thousand year old comments even though he is long dead
-Fishingboatproceeds mysteriously becomes active again with selfies and everything but is later called out for being an alien shapeshifting hacker who factkins John Green
-75% of the website’s users die from not having the proper eye implants to comprehend memes deep fried into the 5th dimension
-Staff adds a new feature to make “DNA posts” and tumblr users start editing people’s DNA in Adobe Gene-Shop to 3D print disturbingly malformed versions of popular users and they’re called DNAPoops
-Popular user gets called out for posting “tentacle hurting goo” memes despite being from a species with joints in their limbs
-Human Anti-SJW blog deactivates after commenting “there are only two genders” on a post from an alien that comes from a species with 439 sexes
Video of Drake kissing an Underaged girl, feeling her breasts, learning she’s underaged, then Kissing her again revealed
Fucking get him tried and prosecuted and away from the fucking public. Y'all bitches who were defending can die off too. I better not ever see his shitface in my dash in a good light ever again.
One of my friend recently died and shes a trans girl and i called my father because idk how to grieve her and never had to deal with death before and he wouldnt even use her pronouns like he never met her ALL he knew is she was trans and wont even respect her and shes dead and im so angry at this. Im done with transphobes, im so done